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[ - ]  GREATGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
No "MLIG" at the end? Is your life not great or something? Oh, sadness. loljk it's nice that you've finally moved on. Congrats.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
Ok I'm in need of a rant so yay rant time: I hate February with a burning passion. Sorry Emily, I just really really hate it. Every time someone mentions, "yaay guiyz itz febuary lulz letz partie!!!!" I just want to rip their throat out right then and there. Ok let's start with the number of days. 28 FUCCKING DAYS. It don't follow the pattern at all. Like who the fucck came up with that? It's better then that motherfuccking leap year because at least it's an even number when it's Leap Year it's all like, "Haha we has one less number then what we're supposed to and now we're an odd number haha the world hates you go die in a hole." This year is a Leap Year and it can go fucck a rusty spork. OK MOVING ON. Next is the workload. Now me being CDO my homework has to be color-coded in a specific order and I don't has time clicking pens, writing something, putting them back neatly in a straight line with the tip facing to the left, and then getting the next color. I'm up until 12 every night with homework during February. And you're prolly thinking, "Wow, Ohhi, just don't go on MLIG and do your homework-" I CAN DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. Now I've been typing the same, "February" like a million times now, each time I throw up a little in my mouth, and every single fuccking time it's misspelled and gets underlined in red. I HATE IT WHEN WORDS IS UNDERLINED IN RED. Like the word fucck. Thanks to the censorship rule, fucck is underlined because it's not a real word. Fucck. Fucck. Fucck. Fucckety fucck. So right now no snow + coldness + school + February = A very depressed Ohhi. Oh and by the way just to prove how much this month ruins me I broke down with tears streaming down my face during band period because I forgot my music and my teacher was disappointed and so I went into a practice room and started sobbing because I also has a fear of getting in trouble and when I do get in trouble it's the end of the world. That fear all ties back into February because it's a fugly month. Yay let's add that to the list of what's wrong with me. So...I'm pretty much out of steam. Sorry for putting you guys through this.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
YOU GUYS DON'T HAS TO READ THIS. I just hated life today and I needed to rant.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm sorry. I type a lot. I know it's really long and so if tl;dr then it's just me ranting about a few horrible things about February. I'm sorry if you like February. Isn't that just a stupid word though? Ok I'm sorry I won't bother you ever again. I'll just sit here and go into a depression sorry.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
Ugh now I'm attention-whoring. Ok fine the only way to solve this is to leave and come back March 1st but this site is the only thing that keeps me sane so if I came back March 1st I would prolly start by ranting about how much a hate life and then I would kill myself so I'm not gonna do that. Sorry if you're disappointed.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
OHHI I LOVE YOU AND NO DON'T DO THAT AND I HATE FEBRUARY TOO JUST COME BACK D:
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
D:D:D:D:D:D: *huggles*
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
D: *HUGGLES HARDER SO HARD THAT YOU EXPLODE*
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh and I might not be here tomorrow so the song for tomorrow is "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" so someone can sing that if they wants to. kthxbai
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
lmfaowtf
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
Shit, I just realised how much I need Ohhi.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
I mean, I love you guys too, but it's Ohhi I always talk to.
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
Um, guys, I think Ohhi was right about 'dat certain all knowing troll' . http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2921425/
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
hmm.. let me look.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
but she didn't say anything and you were just like "gtfo" you meanie DDDDD:
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
And DAT TROLL who luvs us so much was making fun of Ohhi about February break.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
AND WHO WAS BADDING LAST NIGHT
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
._.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
Alrighty. Well, Ohhi wrote a rant, so I'm going to write one too. except this rant is about a certain chick named... *thinks of creative name* Oprah. So, this girl is really annoying looking, if that makes sense, like shes a ginger but she tells everyone shes a brunette with curly hair even though its FRIZZY plus shes super fat except she says that shes curvy whic bothers me because she aint ok moving on so this girl is such a FUUCKING ASSSHOLE AND SUPER ANNOYING and she gets everyone in trouble because shes one of those people who, like, think everybody loves them but everyone hates her plus her mom is super protective and pta like head person and kids get suspended when they're mean to her little sam oops i said her real name oh wellz. so sam had like a "seizure" a while ago, except it wasn't actually a seizure, but she was out of school for like two months. in reality, she fainted because she was grossed out because our english teacher said the word "fluid". So anywayz, this biitch just like, sat at my group's table and was all like "whattup homies lulz" and im like making weird noises which isnt unusual for me, but she's all like "OMFG AM.. (not writing it) NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY" and the rest of my group is like wtf thats just what she does and im like jesus gtfo whore except i didn't say quite that and shes like "fine sorry i was just.. like.. joking" and she thinks she like knows everything about music because her dad wrote a book, and she stopped class to try to get us to buy the book and we were like NO. but then so we're reading Chew On This (good book) and shes all like "i hate chew on this omfg" and i, standing up for it, am like "what page are you on?" and shes all like omfg i stopped at page three" and i'm like "that isn't really reading it." and she's like "UM, AM**** IT'S MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO READ IT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO FAINT AND POSSIBLY HAVE ANOTHER SEIZURE. DO YOU WANT THAT? HUH? HUHHH? THANKS FOR CARING ABOUT ME. jesus i wrote way too much i just really hate her. -_- god i'm a mental case. oh, and i had to go back and like add extra vowels to all of the curse words which took like five minutes so yess,.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
you don't have to read that. ha.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
GO ON TC GUYS I HAVE STUFF TO TALK ABOUT I THINK :D
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
CLOUDS TC I HOPE YOU UNDERTSTOOD MY CODE WORDS ON MLIA
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 33 months, 2 weeks ago
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING I THINK. I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. D': GUYS SERIOUSLY
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm fuucking leaving. Clouds, you're on mlia. i see you. gosh i'm so emotional today. ._.
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
No I wasn't.
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
I feel like sharing this. Earlier during Art class, we were painting the set for the musical and we were painting this tree, normal right? NO. All of the sudden, everything got really slow and I got really dizzy and it was scary. D: I THOUGHT I WAS DYING.
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
GUYS? WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM. D: THIS IS NOT GOOD.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
WHAT
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Please ignore this.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
DIS MY RANT :)
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
This is always my punishment for getting home late. None of you are ever here. :(
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
late=8:30 :)
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
... :)
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
... :|
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
... :(
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
WAIT ATHENA ISN'T COMING BACK ON UNTIL MARCH?! BUT. COME ON! THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK OUT WELL. :(
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I said I might but that's prolly not gonna happen. I'm here, I'm just not normal Ohhi. I'm...idk
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh... well. what really happened in february? I'm sensing there is a back story.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
NEVERMIND I DIDN'T ASK THIS QUESTION WHAT HUH WHERE AM I HUH?
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Its nothing. It's really nothing. Ask my guidance cousilor, according to her I'm acting silly because I has so many supportive people around me and I should just think of people in worse situations when I feel sad. Like the fact the albino kids in Africa are being hunted down for their body parts because they "cure" sick.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
oh.. :(
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Candice why are you not here.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I'll get her on for you.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Thanks she won't take hints
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I AM HERE. I'M TRYING TO TALK TO TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
hi
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
hi. :)
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
GUYS WHAT IS THIS
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
a smiley face. :)
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
LE BADS WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DOING THIS
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
*points fingers wildly*
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
not me
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm sorry.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
SOMEONE BANNED ME FROM TC
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
DDDDDDDDDDD:
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
lmao
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
NO THERE IS A FRICKEN GOD DAMN TROLL ON THERE RIGHT NOW I AM FREAKING OUT IM ON LIKE TWO HOURS OF SLEEP LETS GO ON TC RIGHT NOW UNDERSTAND
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Nah.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
D:
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
MYLIFEISPOLISH.COM
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
get on tc
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh, sure. Do you want me to just knock on my dad's door and ask him if I can talk and video cam to strangers at two in the morning? Sure, I can do that.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
D:
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
are you on your period
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
>:|
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
No, I'm not on my period, thanks for asking. Any other questions?
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
No.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Okay, cool. If there's something really important, that absolutely cannot wait another second, happening on TC, let me know.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
There's not.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Yes, I know there's not, that's why I said to let me know when there is. I already know about stuff that's been going on MLIA recently.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Well okay.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
Guys stop being mean to each other or I will quit and be depressed until March 1st. Maybe longer.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Do not quit.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I'M not being mean to anyone.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Yeah, it's just me.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Actually, kind of. I don't get why you're all pissed sounding.
 
[ - ]  pudding_scarfGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
BUT I AM ON MY PERIOD SO MAYBE IT IS JUST THAT
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
LMFAOWTF
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I just said that it is me. So it's not kind of, it's actually just me.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Yup.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Well, it's good that we got that cleared up.
 
[ - ]  bootswithdafurGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Not really, though.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Great, NOW STOP!
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Ohhi. D:
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I really am. I didn't mean to sound mean omg now I'm mean. Fucck, I'm sorry Jack.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
No, don't be sorry. You're right. I should.. I should take a break or something. I should just give me time to get myself sorted out.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Ok. Whatever it takes. I just want my Jack back.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
The Jack that doesn't cut herself, take out her anger on innocent people and complain about everything? Yeah, me too.
 
[ - ]  GREATGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Jack you has to try please.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
It's easier this way.
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
if you all heard a louds crack that was my heart breaking. </3
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
*loud
 
[ - ]  CloudehGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
whatever you guys need to talk about, plz discuss it on facebook. we're being watched.
 
[ - ]  SweeneyToddGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Awesome.
 

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