Ok I'm in need of a rant so yay rant time: I hate February with a burning passion. Sorry Emily, I just really really hate it. Every time someone mentions, "yaay guiyz itz febuary lulz letz partie!!!!" I just want to rip their throat out right then and there. Ok let's start with the number of days. 28 FUCCKING DAYS. It don't follow the pattern at all. Like who the fucck came up with that? It's better then that motherfuccking leap year because at least it's an even number when it's Leap Year it's all like, "Haha we has one less number then what we're supposed to and now we're an odd number haha the world hates you go die in a hole." This year is a Leap Year and it can go fucck a rusty spork. OK MOVING ON. Next is the workload. Now me being CDO my homework has to be color-coded in a specific order and I don't has time clicking pens, writing something, putting them back neatly in a straight line with the tip facing to the left, and then getting the next color. I'm up until 12 every night with homework during February. And you're prolly thinking, "Wow, Ohhi, just don't go on MLIG and do your homework-" I CAN DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. Now I've been typing the same, "February" like a million times now, each time I throw up a little in my mouth, and every single fuccking time it's misspelled and gets underlined in red. I HATE IT WHEN WORDS IS UNDERLINED IN RED. Like the word fucck. Thanks to the censorship rule, fucck is underlined because it's not a real word. Fucck. Fucck. Fucck. Fucckety fucck. So right now no snow + coldness + school + February = A very depressed Ohhi. Oh and by the way just to prove how much this month ruins me I broke down with tears streaming down my face during band period because I forgot my music and my teacher was disappointed and so I went into a practice room and started sobbing because I also has a fear of getting in trouble and when I do get in trouble it's the end of the world. That fear all ties back into February because it's a fugly month. Yay let's add that to the list of what's wrong with me. So...I'm pretty much out of steam. Sorry for putting you guys through this.
I'm sorry. I type a lot. I know it's really long and so if tl;dr then it's just me ranting about a few horrible things about February. I'm sorry if you like February. Isn't that just a stupid word though? Ok I'm sorry I won't bother you ever again. I'll just sit here and go into a depression sorry.
Ugh now I'm attention-whoring. Ok fine the only way to solve this is to leave and come back March 1st but this site is the only thing that keeps me sane so if I came back March 1st I would prolly start by ranting about how much a hate life and then I would kill myself so I'm not gonna do that. Sorry if you're disappointed.
Alrighty. Well, Ohhi wrote a rant, so I'm going to write one too. except this rant is about a certain chick named... *thinks of creative name* Oprah. So, this girl is really annoying looking, if that makes sense, like shes a ginger but she tells everyone shes a brunette with curly hair even though its FRIZZY plus shes super fat except she says that shes curvy whic bothers me because she aint ok moving on so this girl is such a FUUCKING ASSSHOLE AND SUPER ANNOYING and she gets everyone in trouble because shes one of those people who, like, think everybody loves them but everyone hates her plus her mom is super protective and pta like head person and kids get suspended when they're mean to her little sam oops i said her real name oh wellz. so sam had like a "seizure" a while ago, except it wasn't actually a seizure, but she was out of school for like two months. in reality, she fainted because she was grossed out because our english teacher said the word "fluid". So anywayz, this biitch just like, sat at my group's table and was all like "whattup homies lulz" and im like making weird noises which isnt unusual for me, but she's all like "OMFG AM.. (not writing it) NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY" and the rest of my group is like wtf thats just what she does and im like jesus gtfo whore except i didn't say quite that and shes like "fine sorry i was just.. like.. joking" and she thinks she like knows everything about music because her dad wrote a book, and she stopped class to try to get us to buy the book and we were like NO. but then so we're reading Chew On This (good book) and shes all like "i hate chew on this omfg" and i, standing up for it, am like "what page are you on?" and shes all like omfg i stopped at page three" and i'm like "that isn't really reading it." and she's like "UM, AM**** IT'S MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO READ IT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO FAINT AND POSSIBLY HAVE ANOTHER SEIZURE. DO YOU WANT THAT? HUH? HUHHH? THANKS FOR CARING ABOUT ME. jesus i wrote way too much i just really hate her. -_- god i'm a mental case. oh, and i had to go back and like add extra vowels to all of the curse words which took like five minutes so yess,.
I feel like sharing this. Earlier during Art class, we were painting the set for the musical and we were painting this tree, normal right? NO. All of the sudden, everything got really slow and I got really dizzy and it was scary. D: I THOUGHT I WAS DYING.
Its nothing. It's really nothing. Ask my guidance cousilor, according to her I'm acting silly because I has so many supportive people around me and I should just think of people in worse situations when I feel sad. Like the fact the albino kids in Africa are being hunted down for their body parts because they "cure" sick.
Oh, sure. Do you want me to just knock on my dad's door and ask him if I can talk and video cam to strangers at two in the morning? Sure, I can do that.
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